AISubs v3.7
Yamanotachi and Yamanotachi
C.L.I.A.M. and Yamanotachi
Toshimitsu and Yamanotachi
We fight in our videos every day,
but we tend to lose here, don't we?
- We tend to lose. - We do.
So this time,
we're going to fight for lower ranks.
If we're lower ranks,
if we're aiming for lower ranks,
that means we're higher ranks.
They're going to win.
But wait, there's a pharaoh here.
Can they say they're winning?
- What? - What?
Are you serious about losing?
That's a big loss of justice.
But first,
we're going to play "Zako".
- Wow! - Let's play "Zako"!
You guys are so mean.
- The one who's worse wins. - Yeah.
It's a simple rule.
- The judges will judge us this time. - Yeah.
- The three of us will fight in three categories. - Yeah.
The first one is karaoke.
- Home fire. - Yeah, home fire.
- In other words... - The one with the lowest karaoke score wins.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
The second one is car racing.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Do you know what this is? - Huh?
- Car racing? - Car racing?
So you're not good at car racing?
This is just my opinion,
but the one I thought you were worst at is
- skidding. - This is pretty hard.
- And last but not least... - Yeah.
- The one with the highest score wins. - Yeah.
It's 50 meter run.
- 50 meter run? - 50 meter run?
- This is scary. - This is really scary.
- It's usually faster. - Yeah.
- The faster you go, the faster you win.
- So this time... - If you're late, you win.
- What? - What?
- There's a knockout. - Yeah.
- It depends on the weather. - You're saying scary things.
But if you don't reach the finish line, you'll fail.
Even if you're worst at it, you'll fail.
So the one who runs all the way and is the slowest wins.
- I've learned a lot from you. - Yeah.
Today...
- You're not good at anything. - Yeah.
- So shall we begin? - Yeah.
Let's say it together, starting with first place.
Ready, set...
- Wow! - Wow!
- This is the venue for the first match. - Yeah.
Let's sing "the cook" in order.
- As a singer who looks bad, I want to focus on my singing ability. - I see, I agree with you.
- Let's check how many votes we've got and sing "the cook" first.
The cook
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪
♪ Jingle bells, jingle... ♪
- Okay, but... - Calorie ranking #1, Shibata-san, please!
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪
- Time's up! - Time's up!
- This is harder than I imagined. - The worst score is...
- Sato! - Me!
- What?! 75.04! - 75.04!
- If we did it normally, it'd be pretty low. - It's the 8th lowest nationwide.
- That's true. - That's right.
- I've decided. - Okay.
- I'll sing "Koi" by Hoshino Gen-san. - Oh!
- Is "Koi" famous? - Everyone knows "Koi" so...
- Okay, Toshimi-san, go ahead!
- Time's up! - Thank you!
- The score is... - Oh!
- 75.86! - Wow!
- Toshimi-san's score is lower! - It was hard, wasn't it?
- It was hard! - It was hard!
- Okay, Tetsuya-san, you're going last? - I'll sing "Marigold" by Ayler-san!
- Wow! - Okay, Tetsuya-san, go ahead!
♪ The Lord is Come, Let Earth Receive Her King ♪
♪ Let Earth... ♪
- Amazing! - Awesome!
- 77.130 points! - You're awesome!
- So, the winner of the first match is... - Toshinetsu!
- Congratulations! - As expected of you!
- I don't know why, but I couldn't get excited.
- Shall we move on to the next match? - Yes!
- Let's go! - Ready, set...
- Wow! - Wow!
- The second match is... - It's a car race.
- It's a car race, so... - Yes.
- If you go to Okazaki City, you'll find Okazaki Castle. - Yes!
- It's over there. Take a look. - Wow!
- We're going to drive safely again today, right? - Yes.
- Let's go. - Take a wide space and drive around here.
- So I can drive around the castle? - Yes, you can.
- You can drive wherever you like. - Okay, let's go!
- Okay! - Let's go!
- I'll stay here. - Oh, okay.
- You'll park in front of the castle. - I'll park in front of the castle.
- I'll park in front of the shrine. - Okay, okay.
- Isn't this the most famous spot? - No, it's Kamusteri.
- Eh? - The place is small, so...
- This is the only place. - The main shrine is Tatsuki Shrine, and there's a castle behind it.
- So, Toshibitsu... - Yes, Shibai, drive behind me.
- It's the same angle, so it's easier to see your skills. - Yes, it's easier to see which is better or worse.
- It's easier to compare. - Yes.
- The composition is surprisingly difficult.
- The castle doesn't end here, so it's pretty difficult to drive anywhere.
- It's over!
- Okay, everyone, gather up! - It's difficult.
- I wanted more time.
- Shall we take a look?
- Okay, this angle. - Oh, nice.
- Isn't it beautiful? - It's the best angle, isn't it?
- When I drew it, the sergeant here became my model. - Oh, nice.
- I'll completely forgive you for this. - Okay, I'll go first.
- I see! - Did you really see it?
- I saw it, I saw it! - It's completely different!
- I saw it! This is a bird, isn't it? - It's like a space mountain!
You're a Toy Story fanatic! Where do you find Hollywood letters?!
What does "white poop" even mean?!
- What about this guy?! - It's a komainu!
- It's so long!
- Look at the bottom of it.
"Komainu" is "ducks"'s "mucks"'s poop!
- "Carnie West" is... - "Carnie West"!
- I'm not good at going in this direction. - I see.
- It's a difference of perception. - I see.
- But it's different from the same angle. - Yeah, it's easier to compare.
Here it is!
Wait a minute...
- Wait a minute... Is it like this?! - Huh?!
- Huh?!
There's Shibayu, and the Torii and Shrine are on the right.
- No, no, no... - It's like this shithole.
"Shichi" has a huge back!
- It says "white poop" on the back. - I know, right?!
- It says "white poop" in 2 minutes! - It says "white poop" on the back.
- When I asked where they put their energy... - They caught it.
They caught pine trees!
- I really wanted to draw a castle. - Yeah.
Okazaki Castle is the main castle.
And the buildings next to it are also castles.
So I drew these 2 buildings as main castles.
- The Okazaki Castle I drew and the building next to it. - Yes.
Here it is!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- It's completely different! - Wait a minute!
- I really don't know! - I really don't know!
- This is Okazaki Castle, right? - Yeah!
- Let's say it's Okazaki Castle. - I'm sick of it!
But it's quite tall, isn't it?
There's a building next to it.
- It's right here. - Yeah, it is.
I was wondering what the opposite of that was.
It's a cushion that damages people who move on moving sidewalks.
What's this?
This is a traffic light and a crosswalk.
When I looked at it, it said there were no traffic lights and crosswalks.
I thought it might not look white if I drew it too randomly.
I drew it a little seriously so it wouldn't look white.
Can you show me again, everyone?
No, you're bad.
I really don't know what you're talking about.
It's decided.
The one I thought was the worst was...
- Tetsuya! - Yeah!
- For real? - For me...
I don't know what you're talking about.
He's really bad at this.
- So, Toshimitsu and I are the one-point players. - Oh, no.
- Shall we go? - Let's go.
To the last venue.
One, two...
It's too hot!
- What are you doing? - This is bad.
- I won't push myself. - Yeah.
When you think you can't go any further, you just have to finish it.
Even if you hit your back, please finish it.
50 meters, start!
- 50 meters. - Okay!
- Please finish it, okay? - Okay.
- Because you'll be blind. - Okay.
- Okay, let's go! - Let's go!
- Get on your knees! - Let's go!
Ready...
Go!
Even after 15 seconds, it's only 30cm forward!
Is this for real? Is this for real?
This is crazy!
Shibayu is in front of us! Shibayu is in front of us!
This is crazy!
It's moving forward, everyone!
This is crazy! It's moving forward!
At this rate, we're going to win! We're going to win!
It's moving too much!
Now, 3 minutes have passed!
50m in 3 minutes! That's pretty slow!
You can do it! You can do it!
Ready!
That's huge!
It's not moving forward at all!
We're getting used to it, everyone!
We're getting used to it!
The time that has passed since the start is...
18 minutes!
This is annoying!
My head hurts!
It's too slow!
What are you doing?!
Wait a minute! I have a stomachache!
Isn't that bad?
It might be because it's cold!
What's wrong? Is there something wrong?
I have a stomachache because of the underarms!
I have constipation because of being full!
I have mispronunciation because of the train!
Everything is a mistake!
30 minutes have just passed!
What?!
40 minutes have passed!
What?!
Why are we doing this?!
Hey!
Toshitsu!
Sorry!
Goodbye!
He's gone!
Toshitsu's time...
42 minutes and 8 seconds!
Shibayu's performance hasn't changed much.
Tetsuya's movements are worse than in the beginning.
And his face color is worse, too.
I'll show you how strong I am!
At 50 meters...
I won't lose!
Shibayu's change of mood...
Take a step forward!
Here I go!
One, two...
You bastard!
I knew you'd do it!
Sometimes I lose consciousness...
I'm sleepy!
Me, too!
And I'm starting to sweat less!
This is the worst!
It's the most dangerous!
Blood fluid and gravity...
Gravity and time...
He's still alive!
Why is he so energetic?!
I don't know!
Isn't it annoying?!
It is!
His muscles are slowly loosening at 50 meters!
60 minutes have passed!
Huh?!
You've got a new way of running!
You've changed!
I can't do it slowly...
So I'll do it with...
a gyro!
A gyro?!
I'll keep it in a gyro!
Does anyone use a gyro?!
This guy is definitely at the goal!
It's a normal step!
Let me go!
Goal!
Setsuya has scored a goal!
His record is...
1 hour and 38 minutes and 35 seconds!
I'm the loser!
That's too much!
He's such a pushover!
Goal!
Setsuya has scored a goal!
1 hour and 39 minutes and 48 seconds!
Nice fight!
Let me be clear...
You're weak!
Everyone has 1 point!
I lost rock-paper-scissors!
You lost rock-paper-scissors!
That means you're the weakest!
You've come this far!
If we win rock-paper-scissors now, I'm going to cry!
Here we go!
Rock, paper, scissors!
We won karaoke and rock-paper-scissors!
I want to push you!
The loser of this rock-paper-scissors competition is...
Setsuya!
We learned that it's fun to win and lose at the same time.
We learned that we're weak.
Let's aim lower and dig more holes!
Bye bye!